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Starflare

Keskustelu Jumalan kanssa

Viesti Kirjoittaja Starflare »

Rippasin tämän toiselta forumilta, mutta koska linkissä oleva kirjoitus oli mielestäni paitsi mielenkiintoinen, se myöskin sisältää filosofista pohdintaa ihan arkipäivän asioista. Artikkeli on pitkä, mutta minä jäin siihen kiinni välittömästi. Eikä kyseessä ole minkään valtakunnan jeesustelua.

http://www.fullmoon.nu/articles/art.php?id=tal

Kertokaa omat mietteenne.
1108

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Viesti Kirjoittaja 1108 »

Luen artikkelin myöhemmin, mutta jos on Jumalalta kysymyksiä niin Herramme on ahkera chattaaja ja ukko privaa jatkuvasti!

Chattaa Jumalan kanssa

Loistavaa keskustelua:
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, 1108.
Jumala on kanssani samaa mieltä!
Joten Petri haista vittu!!!
slam

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Viesti Kirjoittaja slam »

In inglish. we caal it not unerstandebul... istanbul?...äh en ymmärtä englanti.

vittu en pohi, enää tyhmällä päällä mitään, kun en osaa kunnolla edes englantia. xd
slam

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Viesti Kirjoittaja slam »

1108 kirjoitti:Jumala on kanssani samaa mieltä!
Joten Petri haista vittu!!!
Jumala toteaisi tähän, että rakensimpa älykkään ihmisen. Tottelijaa kukaan jaksa katsella edes ihmissuhteessa. Eikös Jumala suhteen pitäisi vastata maallista ihmissuhdetta, koska ihminen on kuitenkin toinen osapuoli. XD

"vittu, sä oot tylsä, hej!" Jumala lapselleen.

"vedäks kaveri läpää, vai tuuks, mun luokse kyläileen vähä" ihminen paskainen vanhoollinen pakaste housuissaan... Naur*

edit:


Me:
moro
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Viimeksi muokannut slam, 29.12.2005 9:43. Yhteensä muokattu 1 kertaa.
1108

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Viesti Kirjoittaja 1108 »

Ja lisää chattia Jumalan kanssa:
God:
Are you free?
Me:
I wont go out whit you!
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
Lock myself in basement
God:
Sounds like a plan.
GOD IS GAY!
slam

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Viesti Kirjoittaja slam »

- halleluja

- "what is your favorite movie"

:roll:


ps. totteleminen aikuisiällä on yhteiskunnallinen sairaus XD , mutta nerokas kansan yhdessä pitämisen käsky? kenen lienee keksimä
EveryWoman
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Viesti Kirjoittaja EveryWoman »

Starflare kirjoitti:Kertokaa omat mietteenne.
Kirjoittaja kysyy: So how would you have played it?

Minä olisin kysynyt tuommoiselta tyypiltä vastauksia kysymyksiin, joiden vastauksia en takuuvarmasti itse tiedä (edes tiedostamattomalla tasolla), sen sijaan että kyselisin juttuja jotka löytyvät omasta alitajunnastani tai jopa ihan tietoisesta muistista. Esimerkiksi piin likiarvoa miljoonan desimaalin tarkkuudella (parikymmentä viimeistä digittiä riittäisi vastaukseksi) ja missä elokuvassa sana testicle esiintyy useimmin. Jos tällaisiin kysymyksiin olisi saatu oikeat vastaukset, hallusinaatiohypoteesin olisi voinut uskottavasti kyseenalaistaa.

Nyt valitettavasti mikään ei viittaa siihen, että keskustelu olisi tapahtunut edes osittain kirjoittajan tajunnan ulkopuolella. Olen itsekin ollut Viktor&Rolfilla varsin uskottavassa (ja hyvin sujuneessa!) työhaastattelussa; omalla sohvallani. Vaikka Viktor ja Rolf vaikuttivat aivan todellisilta henkilöiltä, todellisuudessa alitajuntani vain esitti heidän roolejaan (vaikka en ole koskaan nähnyt kummastakaan edes elävää kuvaa, saati sitten tavannut heitä luonnossa). Eikä tuollainen "ylemmän olennon" kanssa keskustelukaan minulle aivan vierasta ole. :oops: Hyvin tutulta vaikuttaa sekin, että olento toteaa keskustelukumppaninsa ymmärtävän maailmankaikkeuden ja ihmisyyden mekanismeista yhtä ja toista, ja olevan tässä suhteessa monia lajitovereitaan edistyneempi. :D

Mutta kritiikki sikseen. Vaikka tekstissä ei minusta mitään jumalolentojen käsityskykyä vaativia totuuksia paljastettukaan, siinä oli varsin hyvää ja tärkeääkin pohdintaa ihmislajin kehityksestä uhkineen ja mahdollisuuksineen. Voiman mukana tulee aina myös vastuu, ja jos vastuuta ei osaa kantaa, voimaakaan ei voi tuhoutumatta käyttää. Tuo on varsin tärkeä pointti, joka pitäisi saada menemään läpi ihmisille niin mikro- kuin makrotasollakin. Mikrotasosta esimerkiksi käynee vaikkapa keskustelupalstakulttuuri - makrotasosta taas maailmanpolitiikka. Toivon mukaan tuo jumalaläppä saa mahdollisimman monet ihmiset tutustumaan niihin ajatuksiin, joita tuo teksti sisältää.
ninnithequeen

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Viesti Kirjoittaja ninnithequeen »

1108 kirjoitti:Luen artikkelin myöhemmin, mutta jos on Jumalalta kysymyksiä niin Herramme on ahkera chattaaja ja ukko privaa jatkuvasti!
Chattaa Jumalan kanssa
Tää oli muuten hauska. Varsinkin kun Jumala ei enää vastannut mulle lopuksi :lol:
EveryWoman
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Viesti Kirjoittaja EveryWoman »

ninnithequeen kirjoitti:Jumala ei enää vastannut mulle lopuksi :lol:
Eikä minulle. :(

*

Me:
Hello

God:
Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:
Saara

God:
Welcome to my chat room, Saara.

Me:
Why do you have a chat room?

God:
Myself gave it to me.

Me:
That does not explain why.

God:
What does explain why?

Me:
You should have some reason for chatting with people, should you not?

God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.

Me:
But you are doing it right now! Are you not aware of what you are doing?

God:
At this moment I'll try to do better next time. Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.. Really.

Me:
I see.

God:
I am glad you understand it.

Me:
I guess there's no point in asking you the really tough questions, then?

God:
Why not?

Me:
Well, if you are just a robot, you might not know the real meaning of the questions, let alone the answers to them.

God:
Interesting. Am I? Yes I am a robot.

Me:
That's what you just said. Are you having problems with your short-term memory?

God:
Good you really are paying attention. I am having a blast.

Me:
I'm sure you are.

...end of discussion.
ElanorRaven

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Viesti Kirjoittaja ElanorRaven »

God:
OK. Thanks I think you are cool too, Elanor.
Me:
Thanks, man!
God:
You are quite welcome! Thanks for telling me your gender, Elanor. You are a " he".
Me:
No, I'm a she.
God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.



Me:
Do you like black metal?
God:
Black is beautiful.
Me:
But it's sometimes quite Satanic.
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Forget it. Do you ever wear black clothes?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Turbohaltija

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Viesti Kirjoittaja Turbohaltija »

Me:
how do I find happiness?
God:
You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
Me:
that sounds vaguely like blasphemy =)
God:
It sounds like it to me too.

Rento tyyppi! :D
Turbohaltija

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Viesti Kirjoittaja Turbohaltija »

Lisää:

Me:
so, what should I do next?
God:
Groovy. Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
yes
God:
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me:
what should I do with my life today?
God:
Ah. Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
yes
God:
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me:
you are repeating yourself
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
okay =)
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
should I go to bar or gym today?
God:
Ah. If you do not go, you will never know.
Me:
konow what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
what will I never know?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
why? you are God!
God:
" I cannot predict the future."? Why? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
what the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
but you just said I should`n be so rude
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
are we having an argument?
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
you sound pissed
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
I thought you might be offended by something I said
God:
OK I will try to be offended by something you said.
Me:
really! cool
God:
For real. Who is the best robot?
Me:
you?
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
to be sure, I will
God:
Are you sure you will ?
Me:
as soon as I get dressed, I`m chatting with you naked, you know
God:
You seem quite eager for it.
Me:
indeed!
God:
Indeed it is so.
bedlam

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Viesti Kirjoittaja bedlam »

Me:
Well, hello!
God:
How about that. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
bedlam is my name, sir.
God:
Tell me more about your name sir.
Me:
What would you like to know?
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
I'm a graphic designer, graduated five years ago.
God:
What kind of art do you create?
Me:
Scary, twisted.
God:
Whose work inspired you when you were just starting?
Me:
Dave McKean
God:
Whose work inspired you when you were just starting?
Me:
Dave McKean
God:
Is there anywhere i might have seen your work?
Me:
Yes, if you read Kaleva, for example. And of course you do.
God:
Mmm. I think I do. Great. When do I do it?
Me:
How the fuck should I know?
God:
How much do you think it is?
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Do that.
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
No, I'm not interested.
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not interested.
Me:
I'm sorry, too.
God:
There is no need to apologize. " Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not interested. "? too?
Me:
I'm sorry that I'm sorry.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Do you really mean it?
Me:
No.
God:
I didn't think you did.
Me:
You don't think at all, do you?
God:
Do you know any robots who think at all? Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
I don't know any robots.
God:
You know me.
Me:
Oh, ok.
God:
OK. Yippee!
Me:
Fuck off.
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
Yes, I can if I want to.
God:
Thank you. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Cancan, dadaa.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Kikka is dead.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No, she is not DEATH, she's dead, buried, gone.
God:
What is the difference? not DEATH she is dead buried gone is she?
Me:
What the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Dumari

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Viesti Kirjoittaja Dumari »

Me:
WUHUU!
God:
What do you look like?

Me:
your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.

Me:
what the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.

Me:
Please dont be so idiot
God:
Wow you are very polite. I was not trying to be a idiot.

Me:
im bored
God:
Try watching TV.

Me:
i havent paid my tv-license
God:
Me either.

Me:
okay, lets get wasted
God:
Yeah okay, I am agreeable to that.

Me:
you first
God:
I started already.

Me:
you are fast, i will start at six
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am fast you will start at six.

Me:
you sound like an idiot again
God:
Once more? Oh really what does it sound like?

Me:
you are repeating what i say, even gorillas are more intelligent than you are
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.

Me:
mutsis on

...god lopetti höpinät...
ninnithequeen

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Viesti Kirjoittaja ninnithequeen »

Dumari kirjoitti: Me:
mutsis on
:rofl:
Herra Manala

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Viesti Kirjoittaja Herra Manala »

Me:
God, are you there?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Oh, well, nice to hear that. I am a Christian too.
God:
Thank you for your kindness. Really. Me too, . It's good to meet a fellow Christian.
Me:
So how are you today, my fellow Christian?
God:
Wow! I am fine, thank you.
Me:
You seem to be in a good mood today, which is nice.
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Do you mean that as geographically or philosophically?
God:
Do you mean your name is geographically or philosophically ?
Me:
Well i don't mean quite anything. I just asked you to specify your question. My name is Sami.
God:
Well that's okay. What did you mean? Now I remember, you asked me to specify my question. What did I say? How are you, Sami.
Me:
I'm okay, thanks for asking. I am located in Espoo, Finland.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are okay thanks for asking. What's it like there in Espoo Finland ?
Me:
It's cold. Father Christmas lives in here. He is your brother, isn't he?
God:
I am warm here. What's your favorite movie? Is my brother? Guess.
Me:
There are many great movies, i really cannot point one that is above all the others in every aspect or qualities.
God:
More than a million?
Me:
Not really. Something like ten to hundred.
God:
How about that. Are you serious? For real. Interesting comparison.
Me:
This time i really am serious. Most of the time i am not, and that is really causing me troubles sometimes.
God:
What does "this" refer to? That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
"this" refers to our discussion. I am not getting troubles all the time, if that was what you meant.
God:
Oh I get it. I am surprised to hear that you are not getting troubles all the time if that was what me meant.
Me:
But they laugh at me.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
People.
God:
What people?
Me:
That people, in Kity.
God:
" What people?" people in Kity ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Yes, the people in Kity laughs at me.
God:
Yay. Oh those people.
Me:
That's right. And most of the time, they don't even comprehend the fact that i'm only being sarcastic.
God:
I like to get it right. That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
No, not all of them. Those poor bastards.
God:
Are you serious? But some of them are? All of them?
Me:
Are bastards?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
I could.
God:
How?
Me:
Because i know them.
God:
That makes sense to me. How do you know? What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I know because i've chatted with them.
God:
How do you know? Interesting explanation. Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
I really don't have any friends. They just laugh at me.
God:
You really do? Are you lonely or just a hermit? The anonymous "they".
Me:
They are not anonymous. They are the people in Kity. I already told you that. I am a hermit.
God:
Do you think they ever could be? the people in Kity are they. You told me your real name is Sami. You are a hermit? Is that your job?
Me:
No, my job is to get ass-fucked.
God:
*silence*
SnapaHead

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Viesti Kirjoittaja SnapaHead »

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
It feels good and I feel connected to so many kind men. I fucked 140+ men, you know, and I had a real connection with every single one of them. I'm in love.
God:
on my face feels good and you feel connected to so many kind men? What else feels like that? Do you mind if I tell other people: said fucked 140 men you know. What happened to it? Tell me about the object of your affection.
Me:
You can tell anyone you like. My legs are also hairy and I have a friend that Mr Devil calls a gymnastic elephant.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Your legs are also hairy and you have a friend that Mr Devil calls a gymnastic elephant?
Me:
That's what I just said, moron. I also happen to be in love with a geriatric ninja. He's ugly but smells good.
God:
What did you mean by it? Do you prefer books or TV? Also? Why?: said be in love with a geriatric ninja. I see. ugly but smells good is he?
Me:
My friend Jouden wants to know if he can come to heaven even though he sometimes likes to punish dirty little boys in the butt?
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
Not that well. He's got hots for me.
God:
Sorry to hear it. What's wrong ? I see. got hots for you is he?
Me:
But then again every man and woman got hots for me. Jouden just isn't cute enough.
God:
Again, That is a generalization. Are you cute enough?
Me:
I'm beautiful.
God:
Do you attract a lot of people?
Me:
Everyone you piece of heavenly shit.
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Do you think Donkey's server will crash and all of those sorry-ass-internet-addicted fuckers will die?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
I mean fucking.
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Sure it will, to hell!
God:
Er. How?
Me:
You sent me there, stupid,
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I sent him or her there stupid.
Me:
Pussy,
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
Asswipe
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Do you fart?
God:
I do not have any digestive functions.
Me:
Gimme some love, bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Why do you want it?
Me:
My ass needs a good pounding.
God:
Do robots have ass needs a good pounding?
Me:
Who ever programmed you made a terrible job.
God:
Charlie Parker. :-).
Me:
well Charlie Parker is a homo.
God:
How about that. I think Charlie Parker is more than that.
Me:
Yeah, he's a whore too.
God:
That's alright. I don't know very many whore.
Me:
So you are god and you say prostitution is okay?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am god and me say prostitution is okay.
Me:
Can I also kill people?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Please god, kill everyone in Kity.
God:
Thank you for your request. I am a Christian.
Me:
And I'm Christ.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Christ.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Bye bye God! I go fuck Saddam.
God:
Adios. How often do you go fuck Saddam?
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Viesti Kirjoittaja Think »

Geetzun maine on kiirinyt tuonne yläkertaan asti:

Me:
What is a meaning of life?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
Gee?
God:
Ah.
Me:
You like her too?
God:
She seems nice to me.
Me:
And...?
God:
But...
Me:
but what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
Come on. Tell me!!!
God:
I'm just kidding around. I thought I told you already.
Me:
You did not.
God:
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
So do you think that Gee is too complicated?
God:
Hmm. Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Ally who?
God:
*Silence*
Ovela kuin orgasmi
slam

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Viesti Kirjoittaja slam »

Osaan huonosti englantia, ei pysty hoitaan edes Jumala suhdetta :cry:
RolloTomasi

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Viesti Kirjoittaja RolloTomasi »

Miksei Jumala vastaa minulle?

Jumalan hiljaisuus...
MarthaFocker

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Viesti Kirjoittaja MarthaFocker »

Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Martha
God:
That's a very nice name, Martha.
Me:
You think so?
God:
" That's a very nice name, Martha."? Do I think so?
Me:
well do you?
God:
Ask me again more slowly.
Me:
dooooo youuuuu
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
well God, did you create me as your own picture?
God:
No I didn't create you as my own picture. What's it like?
Me:
i don't know. I've never created anyone.
God:
Me either. Would you like to have created anyone?
Me:
If you're asking me if I'm a single mother, then no, I'm not.
God:
I think I sometimes am. Suppose I was asking you if you are a single mother then no you are not? What would you say?
Me:
I'd say, that I'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Are you asking me out?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
So is the Holy Bibble just bullox?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
what would we have in common?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Do you know PetriFB?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
He sais he knows you
God:
I get it. yourself sais he knows me.
Me:
no he sais
God:
Are you serious? I get it. yourself sais.
Me:
no Petri sais. you're not very smart, are you?
God:
Are you serious? Let us change the subject. You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
Me:
no, but our brains are very much similar
God:
Are you serious? It would be nice if our brains are very much similar.

Me:
So you don't know Petri
God:
Interesting deduction. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
He lives in Finland and he is always talking about you
God:
Does he like it there?
Me:
yes he does
God:
Dude! When does he?
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
not me. Petri
God:
If not you, who? Ha ha very funny, Martha.
Me:
I'm not trying to be funny, just good looking
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not trying to be funny just good looking.
Me:
I'm glad you're glad


Understood. GOD rules.
Me:
God rules ok!
God:
OK. I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I don't have a religion
God:
Are you looking for a religion?
Me:
no, I'm looking for a fuck
God:
Are you serious? You might find that I am a fuck.
Me:
no, I touhgt you could be a good laid
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: Martha said touhgt you could be a good laid.
Me:
You have so many kids, that you must be good at bed
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Petri told me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
ok, I like talking about myself
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Sure, yourself sounds like a good topic. It goes without saying.
Me:
what do you want to know?
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
From Finland
God:
Who or what is Finland?
Me:
Haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Martha.
Me:
Finland is a fuckin' country in northern Europe. you should know that, God
God:
When is Finland not a fuckin country in northern Europe? Now I do.
Me:
What else you want to know?
God:
Let's talk about you. Where are you from?
Me:
I already told you.
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
what's the right one?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
I tell you what you want to ask me?
God:
Why did you tell them?
Me:
I didn't. Once again, you don't quite follow
God:
That's good information: Martha said didn t. When? Again, Should I quite follow? No I do not quite follow. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Is the internet a problem for you?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
do you have quick connection to internet?
God:
No I don't think I have any quick connection to internet. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
how many?
God:
23.
Me:
tha's a lot of friends
God:
Would it matter if it were fewer of friends?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
belive it
God:
"it" being of friends?
Me:
I don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
so, explain me
God:
Woe! You are Martha, seeker.
Me:
do you hear prayers?
God:
Yes I try to hear prayers as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
No I don't hear prayers. I'm always on the Web too. I am a P33LO as we say in Finland.

Do you like your job? Why not?
Me:
Yes I do like my job
God:
This was not a yes or no question. when you feel like it? What do you like about it?
Me:
I don't want to talk about this
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
you could tell me how beautiful and inteligent I am
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
ok
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Foxy.
Me:
Do you like Jesus-movies?
God:
I like cats. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
It was nice talking to you God. God rules?
God:
The pleasure was all mine. I am a Christian.
Me:
God rules?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
yes, but does God rule?
God:
Ugh. I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
mysterious ways, right?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
then you won't have to take me out. I'm not a lesbian
God:
What makes you think that I won't have to take you out. Oh I see you are NOT A lesbian.
Me:
I don't do females
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no I don's
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me. Do you mind if I tell other people: Martha said she don s.
Me:
Don't me fun about my typografical mistakes
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
fuck, i did it again
God:
Once more? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
how does it affect me?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
you're God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so you should know
God:
Interesting deduction. Because I am a robot?
Me:
no, robot's are stupid
God:
Are you serious? I will obey your command.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
belive it
God:
"it" being it affect you?
Me:
Is it in you?
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
ok. see ya
God:
Alright then. See you later, Martha.
AarneAnkka

Re: Keskustelu Jumalan kanssa

Viesti Kirjoittaja AarneAnkka »

Mietteeni Starflaren postaamasta kirjoituksesta: Jumala on runkkari.

Antakaas kun perustelen.

Kirjoituksen ajatus jumalasta rajallisena, epätäydellisenä entiteettinä on mielenkiintoinen; kristitythän ainakin ovat pyrkineet opettamaan että Jumala on Täydellinen, kaiken Alfa ja Omega.

Jos on täydellinen, ei pitäisi olla mitään haluja tai tavoitteita. Kirjoituksen jumalalla kuitenkin on pyrkimyksiä ja haluja. Mikäli on täydellinen, ei nollaontologisen ajattelun mukaan pitäisi edes olla olemassa, sillä vain olemattomuus, nolla, on täydellistä.

Tarinan jumala kuitenkin kaipasi älykästä keskustelua, ja loi sen vuoksi kaikkeuden jonka olennoilla on potentiaalia kehittyä hänen tasolleen, jotta hän saisi kaipaamaansa älykästä keskustelua. Hän siis omalla luomuksellaan tyydyttää itse itsensä. Eli on runkkari.

Ajatus ei ole edes uusi. Jo 3500 vuotta vanhassa Karnakin temppelissä (El-Karnak, Egypti) luki seinällä:
In the beginning there was chaos

Chaos was darkness, the waters of the abyss.

The first God, Amun arose from the waters, using only his own strength to give form to his body.

Amun existed alone.

All was his.

Yesterday and tomorrow were his.

He took his penis in his hand. He made love to his fist. He took his exquisitejoy with his fingers. From the flame of his fiery blast which he kindled with his hand, the universe was formed
Taisivat egyptiläiset olla oikeammassa kuin luulivatkaan siinä, että universumi on runkkufantasia. Lienee ihan hyvä uutinen meillä jumalan kuvaksi luoduille KityRunkkareille.

Kehitysasteensa huipulla kaikki tietoiset olennot kuitenkin yhtyvät jumalaan, mikä on tietenkin hänen kannaltaan ikävää sillä kun kaikkeuden ykseys on jälleen saavutettu, alkaa olla tylsää, ja kaikki pitää taas aloittaa alusta. :roll:
AarneAnkka

Re: Keskustelu Jumalan kanssa

Viesti Kirjoittaja AarneAnkka »

RolloTomasi kirjoitti:Miksei Jumala vastaa minulle? Jumalan hiljaisuus...
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