Would You Cry For happiness, If I Fucked You thoroughly?

[masa]

Nyt kaivattaisiin käännösapuja lontoon kielen taitajilta, kun omat taidot eivät taida moiseen riittää. Kyseessä Leevin klassikko ja käännöksen saajana avokin siskon brittiukko, jonka mielestä "Would You Cry For happiness, If I Fucked You thoroughly" on jotain aivan mahtavan hilariousta.

Kukas vetää moisen käännöksen ihan lonkalta?

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Itkisitkö onnesta
Jos panisin sua kunnolla
Kun väität etten uskalla
Enää ajaa silmät ummessa

Kovin helposti ei kiinni saa
Sitä kadonnutta nuoruutta
Ja mieletöntä fiilistä
Kun on ensikertaa kännissä

No ehkä elämässä tarvitsee
Joskus selitellä itselleen
Ja eritellä mielessään
Miksi kuviot on pielessään

Kun sitä tuskin edes
Voi aavistaa unissaan
Kuka saa ja kenelle annetaan
Ja miten raukkamaisesti onnen anti täällä jaetaan

Se vituttaa ei saa
Sut vaikka kantapaikasta kannetaan
Ulos asti rauhoittumaan
Kun hakemalla syitä haetaan

Se luoti tuli oviaukosta
Ohiajavasta autosta
otti kitarasta kimmokkeen
Ja osui portsaria pohkeeseen

Ja vaikka alle varttitunnissa
Oli virkavalta paikalla
Ja koko kylä saatiin saarroksiin
Kun tekijätkin tiedettiin

Ei löydetty kuin
Pelkkä rämisevä peltisanko täynnä luodinreikiä
Ja bussipysäkiltä kylmissään sen tyttöystävä
Kassi kädessään

En tiedä yritinkö ollenkaan
Edes painaa jarrupoljinta
Vai unohdinko jarruttaa
Siinä sohjoisessa kaarteessa

Mä olen pahoillani kaikesta
Mua turha pahalla on muistella
Vastaantulijoiden kaistalla
On vittumaista luistella

Kun sitä tuskin edes
Voi aavistaa unissaan
Kuka saa ja kenelle annetaan
Ja miten raukkamaisesti onnen anti täällä jaetaan

Se vituttaa ei saa
Sut vaikka kantapaikasta kannetaan
Ulos asti rauhoittumaan
Kun hakemalla syitä haetaan

Mutta mitään älä tunnusta
Älä kerro edes vauvasta
Kukaan kuitenkaan ei ymmärrä
Mitä koettu on yhdessä

Minä kortin lupaan postittaa
jostain vähän kauempaa
Jos sitä perille en muuten saa
Sen tuuli sulle kuljettaa

Itkisitkö onnesta

[Zeb]

Korjaus alkajaisiksi otsikkoon: If I fucked you etc.

Mun äiti osais varmaan kääntää ton aika helposti mut en taida viitsiä vaivata kun sillä on muutakin hommaa.

[masa]

Korjaus alkajaisiksi otsikkoon: If I fucked you etc.

hups.. Se oli typo

[Zeb]

Korjaus alkajaisiksi otsikkoon: If I fucked you etc.

hups.. Se oli typo

Juujuu

[Tix]

Tässä olis lonkalta, ei rimmaa mutta englanniks se on vaikeaa

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Would you cry for feeling so happy
If I fucked you real good
When you say I don't dare anymore
to drive with my eyes closed

It's not easy to reach
the youth you lost
And the amazing feeling
of being drunk first time

Well, maybe what life requires
is explanations to yourself
And putting together the pieces
why things went so wrong

I can hardly anymore even
imagine in my dreams
who is getting and who is given
and how unfairly luck is shared in here

But you musn't be pissed off
When even in your regular joint
they throw you out
if you keep looking for reasons

The bullet came trough the open door
from a car passing by
ricochetted off my guitar
and hit the doorman in calf

In less than fifteen minutes
the cops came to scene
surrounded the whole village
to catch the shooters

And all they found
was a metal bucket shot full of holes
and shivering girlfriend on a bustop
with a bag in her hand

I don't know if even tried at all
to press the brake pedal
Or if I just forgot to slow down
in that snowy wet curve

I am sorry for it all
please don't think of me badly
Sliding down the wrong lane
is pretty fucked up feeling

I can hardly anymore even
imagine in my dreams
who is getting and who is given
and how unfairly luck is shared in here

But you musn't be pissed off
When even in your regular joint
they throw you out
if you keep looking for reasons

Don't ever confess anything
not even about the baby
Nobody will understand
what we went trough together

I promise to post a card
from somewhere further away
Shoud there be no other way
the wind will carry it to you

Would you cry for feeling so happy?

[Zeb]

...of being drunk first time...

for the first time?

Kohta kerrallaan tää lutviutuu

[PerttiMakimaa]

"Would You Cry From Joy, If I Fucked You Thoroughly"? Kettumainen on englannintaa jo koko otsikko. Ei tuo ehdotelmanikaan oikein kuulosta hyvältä, saati alkuperäinen ehdotus.

[Zeb]

Well, maybe what life needs...

Well, maybe what you need in life?

[masa]

Tässä olis lonkalta, ei rimmaa mutta englanniks se on vaikeaa

Excellento! Loistavaa t-paita-tekstikamaa

[Zeb]

Would you cry for feeling so happy

Äänestän otsikon mukaan "Would you cry for happiness" Tai sitten out of happiness?

[Tix]

Would you cry for feeling so happy

Äänestän otsikon mukaan "Would you cry for happiness" Tai sitten out of happiness?

Minusta se ei kuullosta oikealta.

[Tix]

Well, maybe what life needs...

Well, maybe what you need in life?

itse asiassa korvasin sanalla "requires" .. sopii paremmin.

[aasi]

Cry with joy?

[Hermann Hoth]

Hyvä alku Tixiltä. Ehkä se tuosta muokkaantuu pikku hiljaa.

[Zeb]

...is explanations to yourself..

Tää nyt kuulostaa muutenkin kummalta, mutta jos noin haluaa sanoa, niin ei ole is vaan are.

[Zeb]

Minusta se ei kuullosta oikealta.

Kuulosta oikealta!!1

Terv. Kielipoliisi

[aasi]

"Would you cry for happiness":lla on muualla kutsuttu ko. kappaletta.

[Tix]

"Would you cry for happiness":lla on muualla kutsuttu ko. kappaletta.

Mutta se on suoraan käännettynä "itkisitkö onnellisuuden vuoksi" ... ei oikeen kuullosta samalta kuin "itkisitkö onnesta."

[EveryWoman]

Would you cry tears of joy
if I fucked you real properly
as you claim I no longer dare
to drive with my eyes closed

It's not easy to reach for
your lost sense of youth
and the brainless feeling
of being wasted for the first time

Well maybe it's best
finding explanations at times
and making sense of why it is
your life became a mess

As you hardly even in your dreams
can anticipate the reasons
behind why one is given and another gets
and the cowardliness of luck's roulette

You shouldn't get pissed off
at the folks carrying you out from the joint
so as to allow you to cool down
making up accusations out of thin air

That bullet came throuh the door
from a car that was passing by
it bounced from the side of a guitar
and hit the doorman on his calf

And even though it only took a while
for the cops to arrive
and the whole village was surrounded
as they knew the villains' names

They found nothing but a bucket
shot full of holes
and his shivering girlfriend
waiting for a bus with a bag

I have no recollection
of whether I tried to hit the breaks
or if I just forgot about it
on that sod-covered curve

I'm sorry for it all
don't regard me badly
you know it's fucking horrible
sliding on the right side lane

You know that hardly even in your dreams
can you anticipate the reasons
behind why one is given and another gets
and the cowardliness of luck's roulette

You shouldn't get pissed off at
the folks carrying you out from the joint
so as to allow you to cool down
making up accusations out of thin air

Remember not to confess a thing
don't even mention about the baby
all the stuff we've been through
no one will understand you see

I promise to send you a card
from somewhere pretty far
in case it gets lost in the mail
winds will carry it the rest of the way

Would you cry tears of joy

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En tiedä alkuperäistä biisiä, joten en ole varma tulkitsinko lyriikan oikein, enkä voinut kontrolloida rytmityksen sopivuutta biisin melodiaan. Enkä jaksanut miettiä kovin paljon rimmauksiakaan jne., mutta kai tästä idean pitäisi tulla selväksi?

Edit: typo

[EveryWoman]

No jaahas, olisi pitänyt katsoa onko joku jo heittänyt version ennen tuon postaamista. Monen asian hoiteleminen yhtä aikaa vähentää motivaatiota tutkia ketjuja läpi ennen vastaamista. *selittelee*

[aasi]

En tiedä alkuperäistä biisiä

[EveryWoman]

En tiedä alkuperäistä biisiä

Niin, olen sivistymätön moukka.

[Zeb]

Mutsi käänsi ystävällisesti pyynnöstä noin viidessä minuutissa kun sanoin ettei tarvii olla hyvä eikä rimmata. Tämmönen maili siis tuli häneltä äsken (jos nyt oikein copypascansin):

Would you cry of happiness

Would you cry of happiness
If I’d fuck you properly
As you claim that I dare not
Drive with my eyes closed

It’s not very easy to catch
The lost youth
And the mad feeling
When you’re pissed for the first time

I guess you got to
Sometimes explain to yourself
And to analyze to yourself
Why things don’t work

As you can hardly
Get a hunch even when asleep
Who gets and who’s given
And how unfairly happiness is dealt here

It mustn’t make you sick
Even though you’re thrown out of your own pub
To calm down outside
And when you’re blamed without reason

The bullet came through the door
From a car driving by
Triggered from the guitar
And hit the doorman in the calf

As though in a quarter of an hour
The police were on the spot
And the whole village was surrounded
As the actors were known

The only thing that was found
Was a rattling metal bucket full of bullet-holes
And his girlfriend freezing at the bus stop
With a bag in her hand

I don’t know if I tried at all
To press the brakes
Or did I forget to brake
In that slushy curve

I’m so sorry for everything
No use remembering me with grudge
On the oncomer’s side
It’s lousy to skate

As it’s hard to hunch even
When you’re in sleep
Who gets and who’s given
And how unfairly happiness is dealt here on earth

It mustn’t make you angry
Though you’re carried out of your own joint
To calm down outside
And when you’re blamed without reason

But don’t confess anything
Don’t even tell about the baby
Nobody’ll anyway understand
What we’ve been through together

I promise to mail you a post-card
From somewhere far away
If I can’t get it to you otherwise
The wind will bring it to you

Would you cry of happiness

[-mustanikki-]

Would you shed tears of joy,
If I fucked you thoroughly
When you say I don't dare anymore
to drive with my eyes closed

It is not so easy to reach
The youth that is fading away
And the amazing feeling
Of being drunk for the first time

Well, maybe what one has to do in life
Is to make excuses to one’s self
And to analyse in one’s mind
Why things have gone astray

When one can hardly even
Imagine in one’s dreams
Who gets some and who receives
And how cowardly the fruits of luck are distributed here

You must not get pissed off
Even if you’re thrown out
From your regular hangout
When they keep looking for reasons

The bullet came from the doorway
From a car passing by
Took a reflection from the guitar
And hit the doorman in the calf

And although in a quarter
The officials were at the scene
And the whole village was encircled
When they knew the offenders

They didn’t find more than
A rattling bucket full of bullet holes
And at the bus stop his girlfirend
shivering with a bag in her hand

I’m not sure if I even tried
To press the brake pedal
Or did I forgot to break
For the sludgy curve

I’m so sorry for everything
There’s no need to think badly of me
The lane of oncoming cars
Is a shitty place to slide to

When one can hardly even
Imagine in one’s dreams
Who gets some and who receives
And how cowardly the fruits of luck are distributed here

You must not get pissed off
Even if you’re thrown out
From your regular hangout
When they keep looking for reasons

But do not confess a thing
Don’t mention even the bay
No-one will understand anyway
What we have been through together

But I’ll promise to send you a card
From somewhere a bit further away
And if there is no other way
The wind will bring it to you

would you shed tears of joy

[Tix]

Reflection on heijastus, ei kimmoke