Kitinä

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 11:45**

Vihaatte minua, mutta viidessä minuutissa kirjoitin asiakkaalle ton ja nyt en laiskuuttani jaksa tarkastaa mikä siinä on väärin. HELP!!
Firman nimi alla korvattu äksillä. "Asia"sisältö asiakkaan määräämä.
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Vacation in Finland

Finland is famous for it's pure nature and large forest-clad wilderness areas, thousands of lakes and year-round outdoor recreation possibilities.

At the summertime fishing, swimming, boating, hiking, at wintertime cross-counry and downhill skiing, icefishing, dogsledding. Year aroud visiting Finnish sights and cultural events. Relaxing in the luxurious public spas or having a hot sauna of your own.

Finns know that Santa Claus comes from Finland. Spending Christmas or New Year holidays in Finland would truly be a "White Christmas". Snow, wild nature, starry sky, maybe even Aurora Borealis on cold nights.

The Finnish people are proud of their ecological attitude towards their nature and welcome visitors to share it.

A good way to get in touch with Finland is to hire a cottage in the Finnish counryside. XXX has a wide variety of cottages to offer, from basic simple huts to lavish VIP-class villas. Most cottages are situated by the lakeside, so swimming, fishing and boating and are just steps away.

XXX also arranges services for buying real estate and having your own cottage build with keys-to-the hand princible and taking care of all details.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 11:51**

Gattaca kirjoitti:Vihaatte minua, mutta viidessä minuutissa kirjoitin asiakkaalle ton ja nyt en laiskuuttani jaksa tarkastaa mikä siinä on väärin. HELP!!
Firman nimi alla korvattu äksillä. "Asia"sisältö asiakkaan määräämä.
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Vacation in Finland

Finland is famous for it's pure nature and large forest-clad wilderness areas, thousands of lakes and year-round outdoor recreation possibilities.

At the summertime fishing, swimming, boating, hiking, at wintertime cross-counry and downhill skiing, icefishing, dogsledding. Year aroud visiting Finnish sights and cultural events. Relaxing in the luxurious public spas or having a hot sauna of your own.

Finns know that Santa Claus comes from Finland. Spending Christmas or New Year holidays in Finland would truly be a "White Christmas". Snow, wild nature, starry sky, maybe even Aurora Borealis on cold nights.

The Finnish people are proud of their ecological attitude towards their nature and welcome visitors to share it.

A good way to get in touch with Finland is to hire a cottage in the Finnish counryside. XXX has a wide variety of cottages to offer, from basic simple huts to lavish VIP-class villas. Most cottages are situated by the lakeside, so swimming, fishing and boating and are just steps away.

XXX also arranges services for buying real estate and having your own cottage build with keys-to-the hand princible and taking care of all details.

Ihan hyvältä näyttää, mutta "princible" sana on "principle" ja viimeisen details sanan eteen tuikkaisin "the"n. Lisäksi ":" merkit summertimen ja wintertimen eteen. Joku fiksumpi osannee neuvoa paremmin, mutta nämä tökkäsivät omaan öögaani.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 11:54**

Hups.. kiitos.
Mutta onko enkussa edes Avaimet Käteen -ilmaisua, että tuosta tajuisivat?

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Sudenhenki kirjoitti:[. Lisäksi ":" merkit summertimen ja wintertimen eteen. .

Häh? Itse aattelin että moelmpien eteen "The" ehkä.
Entäs onko se ON cold nights vai AT cold nights?

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 11:58**

Gattaca kirjoitti:At the summertime

Eikös se ole in the summertime?

Gattaca kirjoitti:The Finnish people are proud of their ecological attitude towards their nature and welcome visitors to share it.

Ei kai tuossa lauseen alussa tarvita artikkelia?

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 11:59**

bedlam kirjoitti:
Gattaca kirjoitti:At the summertime
Eikös se ole in the summertime??

Niinpäs onkin.
Ja olisiko at cold nights?
Prepositiot vai mitä ne on aina mule hämäriä..

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:05**

Gattaca kirjoitti:Finland is famous from it's clean nature and large forest-clad wilderness (areas), thousands of lakes and year-round outdoor recreational activities.

Summer is time for fishing, swimming, boating or hiking. Our snowy winters are goor for cross-counry and downhill skiing, icefishing and dog-sledding. Year aroud visiting Finnish sights and cultural events. Relaxing in the luxurious public spas or having a hot sauna of your own.Mitä tämä tarkoittaa??

Finns know that Santa Claus comes from Finland. Spending Christmas or New Year in Finland would truly be a "White Christmas". Snow, wild nature, starry sky, maybe even Aurora Borealis on cold nights.

The Finnish people are proud of their ecological attitude towards their nature and welcome visitors to share it.

A good way to get in touch with Finland is to hire a cottage in the Finnish counTryside. XXX has a wide variety of cottages to offer, from basic simple huts to lavish VIP-class villas. Most cottages are situated by the lakeside, so swimming, fishing and boating and are just steps away.

XXX also arranges services for buying real estate and having your own cottage build with keys-to-the hand ei kuulosta hyvältä principle and taking care of all details.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:07**

Siinä ois ainakin jotakin.

Vacation in Finland

Finland is famous for its pure nature and large forestclad wilderness areas, thousands of lakes and year-round outdoor recreation possibilities.

In the summertime fishing, swimming, boating, hiking, at wintertime cross-country and downhill skiing, icefishing, dogsledging (sledding on amerikkalainen versio). Year-round visiting Finnish sights and cultural events. Relaxing in the luxurious public spas or having a hot sauna of your own.

Finns know that Santa Claus comes from Finland. Spending Christmas or New Year holidays in Finland would truly be a "White Christmas". Snow, wild nature, starry sky, maybe even Aurora Borealis on cold nights.

Finnish people are proud of their ecological attitude towards their nature and welcome visitors to share it.

A good way to get in touch with Finland is to hire a cottage in the Finnish countryside. XXX has a wide variety of cottages on offer, from basic simple huts to lavish(? sopiva sana?) VIP-class villas. Most cottages are situated by the lakeside, so swimming, fishing and boating and are just steps away.

XXX also arranges services for buying real estate and having your own cottage build with keys-to-the hand principle and taking care of all the details.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:07**

Kits Killkill. Ja Mustakikkeli.
Ja se ryssämuija vaan halusi ympätä noi kylpylätkin johonkin väliin, vaikka ei mökkeihinsä tai luontoon liity mitenkään. No sehän ei osaa lukeakaan enkkua, joten mitä mä välitän

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:10**

killkill kirjoitti:Finland is famous from

Olen kyllä Gattacan kannalla, minusta se on ehdottomasti 'famous FOR'.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:13**

killkill kirjoitti:
Gattaca kirjoitti:Summer is time for fishing, swimming, boating or hiking. Our snowy winters are goor for cross-counry and downhill skiing, icefishing and dog-sledding. Mitä tämä tarkoittaa??

Pisti myös minun silmääni. Verbi puuttuu, kuten Gattacan useista suomenkielisistäkin lauseista. Tuohon sen voisi kyllä ympätä.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:14**

killkill kirjoitti:Finland is famous for its (it's = it is) clean nature and large forest-clad wilderness (areas), thousands of lakes and year-round outdoor recreational activities.

Summer is the time for fishing, swimming, boating or hiking. Our snowy winters are good (ei goor) for cross-country and downhill skiing, icefishing and dog-sledding, relaxing in the luxurious public spas or having a hot sauna of your own.
You can also visit Finnish sights and cultural events around the year.

Finns know that Santa Claus comes from Finland. Spending Christmas or New Year in Finland would truly be a "White Christmas" (rasistinen huomautus!). Imagine the snow, wild nature, starlit sky, and maybe even Aurora Borealis on cold nights.

The Finnish people are proud of their ecological attitude towards their nature and welcome visitors to share it.

A good way to get in touch with Finland is to hire a cottage in the Finnish counTryside. XXX has a wide variety of cottages to offer, from basic simple huts to lavish VIP-class villas. Most cottages are situated by the lakeside, so swimming, fishing and boating are just steps away.

XXX also arranges services for buying real estate and having your own cottage build with XXX taking care of all details, all you have to do is fetch the key!

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:18**

Gattaca kirjoitti:...

Kauheaa tuubaa. Jospa kirjoittaisit kehunsanat ensin kotimaisella ja koettaisit kääntää sitten ajatuksen englanniksi?

meilläonympärivuotistatuubaajatätätätätätätätätätätätjatätäulkosisätalvikesäjoulupukkisitäjatätä.

Hanki joku tradenomi puhumaan paskaa ja käännä se englanniksi.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:20**

Mylwin kirjoitti:Finland is famous for its (it's = it is)

Mylwin kirjoitti: are good (ei goor)

Typotus liittyy Karhuun.

Mylwin kirjoitti: fetch the key!

Hyvä.

Lolitalle kiitos verbien puutteesta suomalaisessakin tekstissäni, olisiko jotain muistiinpanotyyliä..

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:21**

PerttiMakimaa kirjoitti:
Gattaca kirjoitti:...
Kauheaa tuubaa. Jospa kirjoittaisit kehunsanat ensin kotimaisella ja koettaisit kääntää sitten ajatuksen englanniksi?

No nuo se venakkoakka mulle suullisesti höpötti. Asiat tuossa. Pitäisi varmaan runoilla ja kaunistella enemmänkin, mutta jaksaako sitä asiakas lukeakaan? Tuubaa mitä tuubaa.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:22**

Gattaca kirjoitti: Typotus liittyy Karhuun.

Karhu on parasta lääkettä lukihäröön.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:23**

bedlam kirjoitti:
killkill kirjoitti:Finland is famous from
Olen kyllä Gattacan kannalla, minusta se on ehdottomasti 'famous FOR'.

Varmasti.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:29**

bedlam kirjoitti:'famous FOR'.

En käy kiistään. Vetoan tähän kolmio-yskänlääkkeeseen lieventävänä asianhaarana *juo lisää*

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:54**

Vacation in Finland

Finland is famous for it's swedish-speaking capitalists, large socialdemocrat majority, thousands of hardcore dykes and year-round outdoor recreation possibilities, such as fist-fighting outside pubs and bars, vomiting and pissing on streets.

At the summertime drinking in parks, drowning, knife throwing and catch-me-if-you-can with axe are popular, at wintertime passing out and dying in snow or making figures on snow with piss are good pastime. Some stupid-looking guys with idiotic hats do dogfucking in Lapland. Year aroud popular sports are fighting in fastgood lanes and waiting in line for cab rides. Relaxing in the "hands" of russian public women or having a lousy blowjob are common too.

Finns are stupid enough to believe in capitalist Santa Claus. Spending Christmas or New Year holidays in Finland would truly be a "rainy sludgy Christmas". Fat cows, wild drinking, cloudy sky, maybe even Koskenkorva on cold nights.

The Finnish people are pissed of the stupid eurocrats trying to prevese even part of their nature with programs like Natura, and are trying make all visitors see that cutting wood does not endanger species.

A good way to get in touch with drinking is to hire a cottage in the Finnish counryside. XXX has a wide variety of cottages to offer, from basic simple huts for poor idiots to lavish VIP-class villas to rich capitalist pigs. Most cottages are situated by the lakeside, so drowning is very easy, if you are drunk enough.

XXX also arranges services for making bad deals with centrist greedy landowner pigs and getting you swindled with small, fishy construction companies. The chances of the roof falling down after first snow are almost bearable!

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 12:58**

Kiitos Punanikki!!
Käytänkin tuota, ei se akka huomaa mitään eikä näin vodkapalkalla kannata rypistää! (Liian vanha maksaakseen luonossa.)

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 13:02**

... having your own cottage build with XXX taking care of all details, all you have to do is fetch the key!

BUILT

Lisäisin taking care of all THE details.

Sanoisin myös ON the lakeside, jos ne tosiaan ovat järven rannalla.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 13:05**

Vadim kirjoitti:... having your own cottage build with XXX taking care of all details, all you have to do is fetch the key!

BUILT

Lisäisin taking care of all THE details.

Niin onkin.. tässä jo alakoulutyyliin pitää hokea mielessään epäsäännöllisä verbejä, kun ei ole aikoihin kirjoittanut enkuksi, luen vaan.. luen paljon mutta näköjään mokía tulee tekstiin.

Kiitos kaikille!
Jos jotakuta huvittaa runoilla lisää, se saattaa nostaa vodkapulloni kokoa. Yks sivu sivustosta tuo vaan. Muut ryssänkielellä.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 13:20**

Punanikki kirjoitti:RUAHAHAHAHAAA

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 13:23**

Vacation in Finland

Finland is famous for it's beautiful, untamed nature and large forest-clad wilderness areas, thousands of lakes and almost endless outdoor recreation possibilities.

In the summertime for example fishing, swimming, boating, hiking are popular, while at wintertime cross-country and downhill skiing, ice fishing, dogsled riding and other winter sports are available. Numerous cultural events and festivals are held throughout the year. It’s always possible to relax in the luxurious public spas or experience the genuine Finnish sauna on your own.

It’s public knowledge that Santa Claus lives in Finland. Spending Christmas or New Year holidays in Finland could the white Christmas of your dreams. Experience the beauty of shining pure white snow and calmness of the wild nature under starry clear sky. With a bit of luck you may even see the Aurora Borealis on cold midwinter nights.

The Finnish people are proud of their ecological attitude towards their well-preserved and beautiful nature and welcome visitors to share the experience it can provide. Like Alexander Dumas said: “I have searched everywhere for that soft twilight which was engraved on my mind forever on the dusk of a Finnish summer night, but I have never experienced it again."

A good way to get in touch with Finland’s nature is to hire a cottage in the Finnish countryside. XXX has a wide variety of cottages to offer, from basic simple huts to lavish VIP-class villas. Most of the cottages are situated by the lakeside, so swimming in clear waters, fishing and boating and are just a few steps away.

XXX also arranges services for buying real estate and construction of summer cottages with turnkey-principle. Leave taking care of the details to professionals and make your summer dream real.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 13:31**

Savo is famous for town called Varkaus. There is an inhabitant at Varkaus who lives with his parents, is unemployed and likes beer and teenporn.

In winter beer and teenporn. In spring beer and teenporn. In summer beer and teenporn. In autumn beer and teenporn. And wanking, too.

The inhabitant knows, that he is better than ordinary people and better than Kitinä-people. It's so fucking clear.

The Kitinä-people are proud of the inhabitant. Because he is member of their forum.

Lähetetty: **19.05.2006 13:39**

Uusimaa is famous for town called Helsinki. There is an inhabitant at Haaga who lives with his porno magazines, is unemployed and likes beer and teenporn.

In winter beer and teenporn. In spring beer and teenporn. In summer beer and teenporn. In autumn beer and teenporn. And wanking, too.

The inhabitant knows, that he is better than ordinary people and better than Kitinä-people. It's so fucking clear.

The Kitinä-people are proud of the inhabitant. Because he is member of their forum.

5 sanaa vaihtamalla nauru siirtyy haagaan.

Kitinä

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