Kitinä

elco kirjoitti: Mutta on siinä leffassa pirusti kaikkea muutakin aivan uskomatonta.

Jep jep.

Ja hienointahan siinä on se, että se näyttää kuvaavan erityisen realistisesti sitä mitä sota tuo ihmisistä esille. Katselin eilen dokumentteja länsirannalta ja IDF:llä on ollut ihan kissanpäivät, kun ovat saaneet mellastaa tankkien suojassa kiviä heitteleviä palestiinalaisia vastaan.

elco kirjoitti: Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

Duh, kuinkas mä nyt tämän olin unohtanut?
Ehkä paras repliikki missään leffassa ikinä.

- Nainut?
- Kyllä olen.
- Lapsia?
- Ei kun aikuisia.

Monta hyvää on listattu, mutta:

"Nothing smells like napalm in the morning"
- kapteeni Killgore, Apocalypse Now!

Shane Blackin kynäilyä: Long Kiss Goodnight:

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

Mitch Henessey: We jumped out of a building.
Nathan: Yes, it was very exciting. Tomorrow we go to the zoo.

Mitch Henessey: [singing] Putting the keys in my left pocket. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Gun in the right-hand side.
Samantha Caine: It makes a bulge, people can see.
Mitch Henessey: Ya want me to stick it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off?
Samantha Caine: Now you're a sharpshooter?

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Harry: Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.

Harry: [after meeting "Gay Perry"] Still gay?
Perry: No, knee-deep in pussy. I just love the name so much I can't get rid of it.

huima kirjoitti:

Storia kirjoitti:AK-47 - when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mothafucker in a room (tjtn)
-Pulp Fiction-

Mjoo, mutta tämähän oli Jackie Brownista - jossa Samuel esitti sitä asekauppiasta, Ordell Robbieta.

No mutta hyvänen aika, niin olikin! Jännä, että näkee kohtauksen silmissään, mutta silti sekoittaa sen toiseen leffaan..hmph..

"I don`t care about the money, I just want to be wonderful!"

-Marilyn M. elokuvassa Kesäleski-

Blade Runner:

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.

Gaff: You've done a man's job, sir. I guess you're through, huh?
Deckard: Finished. (Gaff throws Deckard the firearm that he had dropped earlier during the chase. He turns to leave, walks a few steps, and then turns back.)
Gaff: (cryptically) It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?

Elokuvassa Some like it hot (Piukat paikat) Jack Lemmon parahtaa miljonäärille, että hän ei ole oikesti tyttö. Siihen miljonääri tokaisee:

"Nobody is perfect."

[quote="Faustus"][/quote]

Ooh, Kitinään on reggautunut fiktion lempihahmoni: Faust (Goethe, Marlowe) aka Faustus (Thomas Mann).

Rahkapussi kirjoitti:Elokuvassa Some like it hot (Piukat paikat) Jack Lemmon parahtaa miljonäärille, että hän ei ole oikesti tyttö. Siihen miljonääri tokaisee:

"Nobody is perfect."

myös tuota edeltä keskustelu on kovin hieno. samasta leffasta:

Joe: But, you're not a girl! You're a guy, and why would a guy wanna marry a guy?
Jerry: Security!

I see dead people.

Elämä on..

"You can't let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs, Homer!"

Tää oli kyl sori vaan sarjasta eikä leffasta, Dr. Hibbert siinä jaksossa kun ne linnut nokkii Homerin silmät ja sille määrätään pajaa lääkkeeks.

Poltergeist:

[Henget tunkeutuvat taloon telkkarin kautta]
- They are hee-ree...
- Who?
- TV people.

Aliens:

[Eloonjääneitä noutamaan tullut sukkula tekee pakkolaskun ja räjähtää.]
-Game over, man, game over! We're all fucking dead, man!
-Guess we're not going, then?

--We should get inside... It's getting dark, and they mostly come out at -night. Mostly.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

-Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

-Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
-Yes I have.
-Look!
-It's just a flesh wound.

-What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

-Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
-Bloody peasant!
-Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?

-And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

-C'mon, quick, draw a sword and cut his head off!
-Oh, cut your own head off...

Marxin veljeksillä näitä riittää loputtomiin:

Horse feathers:


-Oh, Professor, you're full of whimsy.
-Can you notice it from there? I'm always that way after I eat radishes.


-Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.
-But, Professor, where will the students sleep?
-Where they always sleep: in the classroom.

-I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.

the Cocoanuts:

-Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill you for money.
-
-Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing.
-


Animal Crackers:

-One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

-I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather.

Monkey Business:

-One of them goes around with a black moustache.
-So do I; if I had my choice, I'd go around with a little blonde.

-Stockholders, huh? Well, you look like a couple of stowaways to me.
-Well, don't forget, my fine fellow, that the stockholder of yesteryear is the stowaway of today.

-You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.

A Night at the Opera:
-You're willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing? Why, you can get a phonograph record of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie.

A Day at the Races:

-If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you.

-Emily, I have a confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I'll never look at another horse.

-Have you got a woman in here?
-If I haven't, I've wasted thirty minutes of valuable time.

-Hey, don't drink that poison! That's $4.00 an ounce!

-She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

-Hey, boss! C'mere! Sun-Up is the worst horse on the track!
-I notice he wins all the time.
-Aw, just because he comes in first.

-Why don't you go out and bring in something. Preferably your resignation.

"How much can you know about yourself if you have never been in a fight?" - Fight Club

"Ahoy silver!" - Band Of Brothers

"Ezekiel 25:17.The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." - Pulp Fiction

1108 kirjoitti:And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." - Pulp Fiction

Tarantino pisti tuossa vähän omiaan, jae kuuluu oikeasti:
And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

Myönnetään kyllä, että Q-sedän versiossa on enempi sellaista wanhatestamentillista, joka pistää kerettiläisen kalossit tutisemaan Toisaalta: Samuel L. Jackson olisi saanut Israelin kansan Egyptin orjuuden alta vapaaksi ihan ilman vitsauksiakin. Ei olisi tarvittu kuin yksi tiukka tuijotus faaraon silmiin tyyliin "Let my motherfuckin people go. NOW NIGGER!"

1108 kirjoitti: "Ahoy silver!" - Band Of Brothers

eikös tuo kylläkin ole "hi-ho silver!"

Se7en, William Somerset:

"I didn't say I was different or better. I'm not. Hell, I sympathize; I sympathize completely. Apathy is the solution. I mean, it's easier to lose yourself in drugs than it is to cope with life. It's easier to steal what you want than it is to earn it. It's easier to beat a child than it is to raise it. Hell, love costs: it takes effort and work."

"Charlie don't surf!" - Ilmestyskirja.Nyt

(Poliisit tunkeutuvat lentoaseman WC:hen) "Don't move! Don't shit!" - Antaa heittää (Spencer & Hill)

"Nussi jäävuorta." - jokin teinileffa

"Auto on tekniikan ihme eikä mikään virkkuukoukku." - Lottovoittaja Uuno Turhapuro

Poliisi moottoripyöräjengille: "Te olette rikos kaikkia luonnonlakeja vastaan mutta me emme valvo niitä lakeja." - Lällärit lakoon

"Tarpeeton väkivalta on sallittua Blues Brotherseja kiinniotettaessa" - poliisipäällikkö

Don't call me anus, anus.

Näitähän on vaikka kuinka, lisäilen sitä mukaa kun tulee mieleen:

"Fuck you, pay me!" - "Goodfellas"
"Suck my dick!" - Demi Moore @ "GI Jane"
"Fuck you, you fucking fuck!" - Harvey Keitel @ "Bad Lieautnant"
"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie" && "Say hello to my little friend!" - Al Pacino @ "Scarface"
"If I get a craving for mercury, I'll eat a thermometer." - Harvey Keitel @ "Rising Sun" tiedusteltaessa maistuisiko hra etsivälle sushi.

Bill Cosby Show

Theo (juuri herätettynä) : Come on, dad, five more minutes...Four? Three?
Cliff: Is this an auction?

Onnen Päivät:

Marion: I'm going to go shopping for groceries. Do you want something special?
Howard: Yeah, bring some money back.